The People's Republic of Greater Toronto is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by General Secretary Nick with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 21.91 billion Torontonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nathan Philips Square. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Torontonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,608 trillion Loonies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 255,965 Loonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners write "made in Greater Toronto" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out, back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Toronto's national animal is the Cobra Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

Greater Toronto is ranked 13,613^th in the world and 2^nd in The DankLeft Commune for Largest Populations, with 21.9 billion capita.